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Jun 17

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moare:

I know posts like this are annoying, because nothing I have to say is going to change Yahoo/Tumblr’s mind on making money through sponsored advertisements on my dash.

But I’m gonna say it anyway.

Get. This. VH1. Objectifying. Shit. Off. My. Dash.

(via swegener)

“Enchanted River - Phillipines 

‘NO ONE HAS EVER REACHED ITS BOTTOM’
Enchanted River is found in the Phillipines. It is called “enchanted” because no one has ever reached its bottom. Many people, including scuba divers have tried reaching for the bottom but have failed, hence the legend of its bottomless pit. Moreover, locals share that NOBODY has been successful in catching the fish in this river, whether by hand or by spear.
They say its bluish color is a result of its depth and the water clarity changes throughout the day. At around 12:00pm, the water becomes clearer and even more majestic.”

(Source: sumpunkkidwithtattoos, via swegener)

Jun 13

fyeahgameofthronesart:

Red Wedding by ~FatherStone

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Jun 02

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May 29

(Source: gifdrome, via swegener)

May 28

Old Spice Guy + FEMINIST HULK + Judith Butler

• Old Spice Guy: "Hello, FEMINIST HULK. I observe that you are using lady-scented body wash."
• Feminist Hulk: "HULK FIND LAVENDER FRAGRANCE RELAXING AFTER DAY OF SMASH."
• Old Spice Guy: "Wouldn't you like to smell like me?"
• Feminist Hulk: "HULK WOULD RATHER SMASH GENDER BINARY OF PERFORMATIVE SHOWERING."
• Old Spice Guy: "Your tiny purple shorts hanging on the towel rack now hold tickets to the Sleater-Kinney reunion concert. And diamonds."
• Feminist Hulk: "HULK ENJOY CORIN TUCKER'S REJECTION OF TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES AND CONSUMERISM. BUT DIAMONDS MAKE HULK WANT TO SMASH HEGEMONY OF POST-COLONIAL OPPRESSION. ALSO, STILL PREFER TO SMELL LIKE FIELD OF FLOWERS."
• Old Spice Guy: "You puzzle me, Feminist Hulk. Your wish to use lady-scented body wash, even whilst smelling the intoxicating scent of my Old Spice, is unparalleled in my experience. "
• Judith Butler: "Feminist Hulk makes a good critique, Old Spice Man. Your discourse is being circumscribed by a learned sex/gender distinction. Please pass me the loofah."
• Old Spice Guy: "Hello, Judith Butler. Allow me to scrub your back. So you and Feminist Hulk are saying that my devotion to Old Spice body wash might be part of a larger regulative discourse to maintain an essential ontological gender?"
• Judith Butler: "That's correct, Old Spice Man."
• Feminist Hulk: "HULK SMASH EPISTEMOLOGICAL FRAMEWORKS, WHILE SMELLING LIKE SPRING GARDEN."
• Old Spice Guy: "I understand. Allow me to bake you a cake, Feminist Hulk and Judith Butler, while we discuss intersectionality and the beauty of giant green muscles."
• Judith Butler: "Congratulations on making a break with compulsory heterosexuality, Old Spice Man."
• Femist Hulk: "HULK IS VERY HAPPY TO SHARE TEARS OF JOY AND ORGANIC WHOLE WHEAT PASTRY FLOUR WITH OLD SPICE MAN AND JUDITH BUTLER."
• Old Spice Guy: "I'm on a unicorn."
• Source: http://archiveofourown.org/works/414983?view_adult=true

May 25

When you play the game of noodle thrones, you win or get wet.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via swegener)

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